Spring is like a Borderline Girlfriend

Nathan Le Master
April 7, 2017

Spring is like a borderline girlfriend

One day nice and pleasant
The next cold and aloof

Buds bursting with sexual innuendo
She’s wearing a loose dress
Leafy green lavender and pink
Encircled by a noxious yellow aura

She slaps you across the face
Makes your vision blurry
Makes snot run all over
Your sleeves are disgusting
You made me do this
Fuck you

Pagans dancing around a Maypole
Celebrations abound
Sacrifice her
For our fecundity
Get rid of her
So you can resume normalcy

The glass-piercing shrieks
Stravinsky makes your ears bleed
And your eyes cry

Spring is like a borderline girlfriend.

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